is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I have fence marks all over my body
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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