This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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