i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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