the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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