he thought i was a dude.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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