i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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