The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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