We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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