i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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