I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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