dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I still have a little drunk in my system
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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