STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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