My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
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