It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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