Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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