watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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