I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
she pinky promised me she was 18
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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