: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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