I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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