she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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