we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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