she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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