So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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