who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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