Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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