Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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