That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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