"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize
