Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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