): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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