you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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