i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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