we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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