you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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