Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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