im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
We got so high we made milksteak
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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