How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
She even gives head with a lisp.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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