is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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