god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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