That's intense
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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