i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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