bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
