So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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