we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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