Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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