Don't you send me to vm
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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