VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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