Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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