does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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