so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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