I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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