I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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