Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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