So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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