Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
